The Frog


 There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the
sidewalk,
 dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He comes up to the
doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocks
on  the door. When the madam came to answer it, she saw the little boy  and

 asked what he wanted. He said he wanted to have sex with one of
the
 women inside, had the money to buy it, and wasn't leaving until
he
got
it.
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in.
 Once he got in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He
asked
 her if any of the girls had any diseases, and of course, the
madam
said
 no. But he said he'd heard that all the men were talking about
having
to
 go to the hospital and get shots after making love with Mable,
and
 THAT was the girl he wanted. Since the little boy was so adamant
and
 had the money to pay for it, the madam told him to go upstairs
and
go
to
 the first room on the right.
 So he headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.
Ten
 minutes later he came back down, still dragging the frog, paid
the
madam,
 and headed out the door, at which time the madam stopped him and
 asked him just why he picked the only girl she had in the place
with
a
 disease, instead of one of the others.


 He said: "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
parents
 are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
baby-
 sitter. When they leave, I'm going to have sex with my
baby-sitter,
who
 happens to be very fond of cute little boys, and then she will
get
the
 disease that I just caught.


 Then when mom and dad get back, dad will take the baby-sitter
home,
on
 the way, he'll jump the babysitter's bones, and he'll catch the
disease.


 Then when dad gets home from the babysitters, he and mom will go
to
 bed and they'll have sex, and mom will catch it.


 In the morning when dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver
the
milk,
 he'll have a quickie with mom, and he'll catch it, and HE'S the
son-of-a-
 bitch who ran over my FROG!"







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