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From: connie bah <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Thursday, March 16, 2000 9:29 PM
Subject: Fwd: SALAAAAAAAM
> YOU NEED TO READ THIS ALOUD INORDER TO GET THE JOKE....AND TRY TO
PRONOUNCE
> EACH WORD THE WAY THEY ARE SPELLED BY THE Tehranian....enjoy
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> >Subject: Fwd: SALAAAAAAAM
> >Date: Thu, 16 Mar 2000 09:58:07 EST
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> Full-name: Dushman69
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> Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2000 23:28:11 EST
> Subject: SALAAAAAAAM
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> A British airways flight was going to Tehran from London. When it gets
> close to Tehran it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot
> contacts
> the air tower at Tehran airport and asks for help:
> "Tehran, this is Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you
> read?"
> "flight 000, dis iz Tehran felight contorol, go ahead"
> "tehran, this is flight 000, we have a problem"
> "dis iz tehran, vat kind of peroblem?"
> "this is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advise"
> "dis iz tehran, i reed you, peleez check some things for me, ok?"
> "this is flight 000, go ahead"
> "dis iz tehran, can you get emergency pover to your engines?"
> "this is flight 000, negative, no power is available"
> "dis iz tehran, can you peleez bering your altitutde to 20,000 feet?"
> "this is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond"
> "dis iz tehran, can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?"
> "this is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck"
> "dis iz tehran, would you pleeze repeet thez words after me"
> "this is flight 000, go ahead"
> "dis iz Tehran, repeat thez vords peleez: Ash'hado anna laelaha ella
> allah
> wa ash'hado anna Mohammadan rasul allah...."
>
>
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