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Jungle Sunrise <[log in to unmask]>
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Thu, 12 Dec 2002 07:21:49 -0500
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Folks,

This is posted just for you!

Have a good day, Gassa.

THE DAMN CAT

A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day
by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he
was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and try the same
thing. As we was driving back into his driveway, there was the cat! He kept
taking the cat farther and farther away, but the darn cat would always beat
him home.

At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past
the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached
what he thought was a safe distance from his home and he left the cat
there.

Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat
there?" "Yes," the wife answers. "Why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man
answers: "Put that damn cat on the phone. I'm lost and I need directions!"


--
There is a time in the life of every problem when it is big enough to see,
yet small enough to solve (Mike Leavitt)

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