A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:


     Dear Wife,


          You must realise that you are 54 years old, and I have certain
          needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise
          happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be
          hurt or offended to learn that by the time ou receive this
          letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year old teaching
          assistant. I'll be home before midnight.


     Your Husband


When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that
read as follows:


     Dear Husband,


          You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this
          letter, I will be at the Riverside Hotel with the 18-year old
          pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that
          18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't
          wait up tonight.


     Your Wife.



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