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Sage Galleh,
 
What a refreshing dose of sobriety. Chock full of wise counsel for the lost  
soul to regenerate itself. The weekend is already looking bright.
 
Haruna.
 
In a message dated 8/14/2008 2:51:19 P.M. Mountain Daylight Time,  
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More  Messages for Ndareh - Short Story

By Baba Galleh  Jallow

Congratulatory messages on the so-called anniversary of the fake  revolution 
continue to rain into Sad House and smear the shining desk of our  benevolent 
tyrant His Funky Loonsy Alhaji Doctor Amama Bissaap Rabbit Poo Poo  Poo 
Pooyati, Square. The latest congratulatory message come from the honorable  Mr. Jo 
Jo Pondahal of Hesewal fame, managing director of Deep Lip Enterprises.  The 
Honorable Mr. Pondahal wrote: 

“Your Funky Loonsy, as you selfishly  celebrate the sad anniversary of your 
fake revolution, please accept my  condemnation, complaination and fahas for 
having risked our lives and normal  fulfillment to steal our hopes for a better 
future and pride in our nation.  When you stole our country, you inherited 
national coffers that were  overflowing with the wealth of our nation, our blood 
and sweat! Energized by  your greed as ordained by the devil, which can 
convert a productive and  luxurious habitat into a dead land of shrubs and thorns, 
you have transformed  our dear motherland into a land of thieving and lies, of 
murder and mayhem,  where truth now lies buried deep in the crust of the 
earth, and lies are  perched on the highest echelons of our national chambers. Even 
wild animals,  birds and vegetation have felt the ugly transformation you 
have visited upon  our dear nation. I say: shame on you Funky Loonsy!But I do not 
complain, O’  Funky Loonsy, because I am one of those for whom the sweet pot 
of putrid honey  and usury have opened, thanks to you. All your horrible 
misdeeds serve me in  good stead, O’ Funky Loonsy, for I who was a poor and 
depraved nonentity am  now fat and wealthy, so fat and wealthy I have become mentally 
blind, capable  of seeing and groping only in the horrible darkness of my 
heart and mind, a  projection of the total darkness in which you now so piously 
stumble. But hey,  hail the devil! Hail whoever gives me my daily bread and 
butter! For is not  the world so wrote?

Your sudden and regrettable advent on the  powerscape of our beleaguered 
nation fully demonstrates that it is not the  lack of, or meagerness of resources 
that fails nations but the base attitudes  of the people that mismanage them – 
people like you who are so greedy and  selfish that you are only capable of 
feeling your own skin and comfort, your  own base needs.  I do not say thinking 
of because I know you are  incapable of such a thing as reflection. By your 
lack of vision, lack of  wisdom, lack of commitment, and bad, bad, Oh so bad 
so-called leadership, you  have shown that lack of patriotism is a pragmatic 
application of naked  bullying tactics to starve a nation through destructive 
Satan-driven  influences and to shun and suppress all positive energy that 
threatens to  create knowledge and promote peace, prosperity, security and human 
well being  for which all our common village and townsfolk are crying today.Since 
you  stole our legitimate rights to exist as a nation, you have greedily and  
consistently displayed your utter lack of reliability, credibility,  
transparency, accountability and probity and you have consequently injected  the germ 
of death and decadence into every sector, every community, and every  
progressive nook and cranny of this country. Even babies despise you  intuitively and 
damn your name continuously on their mothers’ backs and  bosoms. I have not 
said enough, O’ Funky Loonsy. But more darkness to your  heart!
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