Hi guys!

You know we sometimes talk about taking college courses.  Here's a good one 
for ya.

Sharon

The Cybersalt Digest
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Sunday greetings!

Today's newly uploaded audio content is the message from March 19 (sorry,
no service recording due to technical difficulties). Having looked at and
addressed the problem facing the whole world, we move on to the one
solution for the whole world. That solution is a person and not a thing.
You can listen to the message at:
http://www.westsidefamily.org/content/blogsection/9/100

Today, on the CybersaltShaker Site, there is new front-page content, a new
cartoon and CleanLaugh from the archives, and Shirley Choat's daily "Good
Morning" devotional.
http://www.cybersaltshaker.org

Finally, welcome to all new subscribers from this past week. I want to
invite you to join the Cybersalt Sanctuary - it is open all the time. It's
a place for fellowship and sharing of, and praying for, prayer requests and
praise items. The only rule is that everyone has to be nice to you - as do
you them.
http://www.cybersalt.net/sanctuary

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Here is today's CleanLaugh. - How Can Any Student Pass?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has
365 days. Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing - (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly &
swallowing) means 30days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social being) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that
day??????!!!!!!!!!!
Days left = 0

How can any student pass?
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