Hi everyone forgive the cross-post, but here is something to add to your
bible knowledge.


Vinny
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From: "doris fisher" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2005 7:18 PM
Subject: smiles from the bible


> >
> >
> >SMILES FROM THE BIBLE
> >
> >Q.  What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
> >A.  Ruthless.
> >
> >Q.  What do they call pastors in Germany?
> >A.  German Shepherds.
> >
> >Q.  Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
> >A  Noah.  He was floating his stock while everyone else was in
liquidation.
> >
> >Q.  Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?  A. Pharaoh's
> >daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little
> >prophet.
> >
> >Q.  What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
> >A.  Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.  David's
> >Triumph was heard throughout the land.  Also, probably a Honda, because
the
> >apostles were all in one Accord.
> >
> >Q.  Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
> >A.  Samson. He brought the house down.
> >
> >Q.  What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer
lived
> >in Eden?
> >A.  Your mother ate us out of house and home.
> >
> >Q.  Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A.
> >Moses.  He broke all 10 commandments at once.
> >
> >Q.  Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
> >A.  The area around Jordan.  The banks were always overflowing.
> >
> >Q.  Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible? A.  David.
He
> >rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
> >
> >Q.  Which Bible character had no parents?
> >A.  Joshua, son of Nun.
> >
> >Q.  Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
> >A.   Because Noah was standing on the deck.
> >
> >KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!! Friends are God's
> >way of taking care of us....
> >
> >PS...Did you know a woman is not to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible.
It
> >says     .  "Hebrews"
>
> ... ...
> dory
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