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Here is today's CleanLaugh. - If You Love Someone

Pessimist:
If you love someone, Set her free ... if she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't comes back soon forget
her.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to
wait until she comes back ...

Playful:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she comes back, and if you love
her still, set her free again, repeat

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone, Set her free ... In fact, all living creatures deserve
to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone, Set her free ... Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the
second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she comes back, I think we can
charge her for re-installation fees and but tell her that she's also going
to get an upgrade.

Statisticians:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she loves you, the probability of
her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone, Set her free ... SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:
If you love someone don't set her free.

HR specialist:
If you love someone set her free by offering her VRS and other benefits
then outsource her.

MBA:
If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others
simultaneously.

Psychologist:
If you love someone set her free. If she comes back her super ego is
dominant. If she doesn't come back her id is supreme. If she doesn't go,
she must be crazy.

ERP functional expert:
If you love someone set her free. If she comes back, map her into your
system. If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis.

Finance expert:
If you love someone set her free. If she comes back its time to look at
fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Expert:
If you love someone set her free. If she comes back that's brand loyalty.

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*Here is today's CleanQuote.*

"The highest type of heroism is not the courage and nerve of the warrior
facing the foe, but the courage to face the daily issues of life, opposing
wrong and upholding right."
- Roswell C.  Long

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Featured *Illustration* items are well suited for introducing or
illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional.  Funny, moving, or
perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
*Here is today's Illustration. - Leadership*

On my four-year-old daughter's first trip to Disneyland, she couldn't wait
to get on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. As the car zoomed through the crazy rooms,
into the path of a speeding train, and through walls that fell away at the
last second, she clutched the little steering wheel in front of her.

When the ride was over, she said to me a little shakily, "Next time, you
drive. I didn't know where I was going."

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*Today's Eyelaugh*
*Valentine's Back*
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