No, but don't they say walls have ears?




JulieMelton
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>From: David Stahl <[log in to unmask]>
>Reply-To: David Stahl <[log in to unmask]>
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Re: fwd: A Little Screen Reader Humor
>Date: Tue, 4 Apr 2006 12:58:06 -0400
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>That's cute, Julie; but I'm wondering -- if windows have eyes,
>do they also have ears?
>Dave
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>From: "JULIE MELTON" <[log in to unmask]>
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>Sent: Tuesday, April 04, 2006 12:12 PM
>Subject: FW: fwd: A Little Screen Reader Humor
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>
>JulieMelton
>visit me at
>www.heart-and-music.com
>Keep smiling!
>
>
>
>
>
> >From: Rachel D Keyte <[log in to unmask]>
> >Reply-To: The Mosen Explosion Discussion List
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> >To: [log in to unmask]
> >Subject: fwd: A Little Screen Reader Humor
> >Date: Tue, 04 Apr 2006 17:53:30 +1000
> >
> >
> > >
> > >Ft. Wayne, Indiana... For immediate release. GW Micro is pleased to
> > >announce the release of Window-Eyes for JAWS. This exciting new
> > >product will revolutionize screen reading technology. Screen reading
> > >has never been easier. Window-Eyes for JAWS provides you the best of
> > >both worlds - the power of JAWS and the ease of use of Window-Eyes.
> > >Window-Eyes for JAWS reads what JAWS alone will not, provides ease
> > >of use JAWS cannot, and gives access to settings that no one can
> > >find in JAWS. "Some people asked us why we'd release a screen reader
> > >for a screen reader," said Dan Weirich of GW Micro. But if they had
> > >ever used JAWS, they wouldn't have had to ask." Let's face it. No
> > >screen reader is perfect. But JAWS has been remarkably foul of late.
> > >And even so, people and organizations just keep buying it. Well at
> > >GW Micro, we're not going to give up. Our motto is - if we can't
> > >beat them, we'll join them - and do it better. So our "middleware"
> > >screen reader, Window-Eyes for JAWS is a logical progression for us.
> > >Here are answers to some questions raised by our exciting new
> > >product: What do you mean by "middleware" screen reader? Middleware
> > >is normally a layer of programming that lets different programs talk
> > >to each other. Microsoft Active Accessibility is "middleware" that
> > >provides accessibility information. Well, Window-Eyes for JAWS is
> > >middleware that provides a usability layer, translating information
> > >from JAWS into human understandable terms, and organizing JAWS
> > >settings into a comprehensible interface, to make it possible to
> > >actually use JAWS without years of study. If you've ever used JAWS
> > >on the Internet, you know why Window-Eyes for JAWS is an essential
> > >addition. If you don't code HTML by hand, you probably scratch your
> > >head when using JAWS on the Internet. Who knows or cares what a
> > >blockquote, onmouseover, or anchor are? With Window-Eyes for JAWS
> > >you don't have to know! Will I have to change settings in multiple
> > >places? Not once you install Window-Eyes for JAWS! Ever try to find
> > >where to change punctuation in JAWS? You have lots of choices: the
> > >Voices dialogs, the Verbosity dialog, or two or three different
> > >places in Configuration Manager... No more! With Window-Eyes for
> > >JAWS, all your punctuation settings are in one location! In fact,
> > >all settings are easier to find and change. What about SAPI Voices?
> > >They're supposed to work in JAWS, but that's only an unsubstantiated
> > >rumor - until now! Get Window-Eyes for JAWS and use any SAPI
> > >synthesizer you have installed, and with the added bonus of no
> > >crashes! How stable will this program be, running on such an
> > >unstable platform? Window-Eyes has a rock solid reputation for
> > >stability. If we can do that in Windows, we can do it in JAWS. Will
> > >I be able to use third party programs? We admit, JAWS doesn't
> > >support much more than Microsoft Office these days, but with
> > >Window-Eyes for JAWS you can run all of your favorite programs.
> > >Window-Eyes for JAWS extends the support you get beyond office
> > >environments. Life is about more than work so enjoy it! What about
> > >synthesizers and Braille displays? Using these devices in JAWS has
> > >never been easy. Select it when you install JAWS or reinstall it to
> > >get them to work. But with Window-Eyes for JAWS, just select your
> > >Braille display or synthesizer from a list, and you don't even need
> > >to restart the program! And Window-Eyes for JAWS fully supports
> > >using your Braille Sense as a display! I'm not a programmer; will I
> > >have to learn to write scripts? Absolutely not! If you're a real
> > >glutton for punishment and hate yourself and life in general, you
> > >*can* write scripts... But with Window-Eyes for JAWS you don't have
> > >to submit to such torture! And are you tired of frames that break
> > >every time you restart a program? No more! Window-Eyes for JAWS
> > >gives you all the easy to use customization tools that have been in
> > >Window-Eyes for years. Buy Window-Eyes for JAWS and never script
> > >again! Every time I install a new version of JAWS, I find that
> > >something I use all the time is broken. Will Window-Eyes for JAWS
> > >help with this? Yes! With Window-Eyes for JAWS, never worry about
> > >upgrading again. We provide the consistency that JAWS cannot. And
> > >those commands that give three different results on three tries?
> > >With Window-Eyes for JAWS that will never happen again! Get your
> > >copy of Window-Eyes for JAWS today! Disclaimer: We accept no
> > >responsibility for anyone taking this "press release" seriously, and
> > >offer no apology or sympathy for anyone without a sense of humor.
> > >Have fun! posted by Ranger1138 at Monday, March 27, 2006
> >
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