Sorry Pat but Paul needs a rich woman to help him pay those unexpected
expenses I asked for prayer about.  Smile.  See?  So if you pray hard for me
to get that rich sweetie it will work out well for you, too.  Laughing out
loud.

Paul
----- Original Message -----
From: "Pat Ferguson" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 11:41 AM
Subject: Re: BATTLE OF THE BREAKFAST BURRITO


> Loving Paul and all you Loving Ones,
>
> I never thought of that reason for not going home to be with The Lord.
lol.
> I thought it was because He wanted me to stay around and pick on Vernon
and
> give many more lovings and squeezings. lol.
>
>
> One thing maybe bad that I love to watch QVC, but those cookies were a
gift
> from a friend. <grin> lol. I don't watch QVC very often, but some times I
> do. I actually found something cheaper somewhere else than QVC. lol. It's
a
> good thing that I don't watch it very often. lol.
>
> Okay, you guys tonight is the Storm Stories, so if you didn't get a chance
> to watch us last week, here's another chance. Tuesday evening at 8:00 PM
> Eastern Time and Wednesday at 11:00 PM Eastern time. This is on the
Weather
> Chanel.
>
> Got to get to work, as I've spent too much money in the past two days.
> Help! SCANACAN Sales please Lord send them big time. At least I didn't use
> a credit card. I only used American Express which has to be paid off in 30
> days. lol. I'm proud of myself.
>
> Sales are way down here. Maybe Paul needs SCANACAN For Windows. <grin>
lol.
>
> Lord, please send more sales our way.
>
> Praying for all of you guys.
>
> Love and God's Blessings,
> Pat Ferguson
>
>
> At 08:24 AM 12/13/03 -0500, you wrote:
> >Hey, Pat
> >
> >Glad to give you and your friend a laugh.  Now we know what it takes to
make
> >you as brave as me.  Food.  Heh-heh.  Once you knew there were cookies in
> >that box no dry ice or anything could keep you away.  I still think
that's
> >why you survived the tornado.  You said "I can't go home yet, LORD!  I
have
> >to watch QVC!"
> >
> >Smile.
> >
> >Paul
> >----- Original Message -----
> >From: "Pat Ferguson" <[log in to unmask]>
> >To: <[log in to unmask]>
> >Sent: Friday, December 12, 2003 9:53 PM
> >Subject: Re: BATTLE OF THE BREAKFAST BURRITO
> >
> >
> > > Paul, and everyone,
> > >
> > > I just read your message this morning, when one of my friends came
over
> >for
> > > coffee. I told her, "Marilynn Come up here and read this funny
message!"
> > > She did, and she laughed.
> > >
> > > Now everything sounded great untilyou said you put it all in the food
> > > processor. I say yuck! yuck! yuck! I would have just put it all in the
> > > skillett together minus the tortilla, and then stuffed it in the
Tortilla
> > > when it was all done, Meat, zucchini, eggs, and everything including
the
> > > cheese.
> > >
> > > I love garlick, but I hope you don't get sick. Just the sounds of your
> > > description sounds horrible. After reading that message, I closed
Eudora
> >up
> > > and went and had coffee with Marilynn in my kitchen.
> > >
> > > We started digging in a closet, and found some things I was looking
for.
> >We
> > > even found the dough hook and the paddle to my big Kitchen Aid mixer.
We
> > > can't find the shute where one can add things while the mixer is
going. I
> > > hope it is here.
> > >
> > > I had my first experience with dry ice today. I've been scared of it
until
> > > today. I didn't want to open the styrophome package with the frozen
> >cookies
> > > in it that came from QVC. lol. I called a few friends, including
Marilynn.
> > > She said not to touch that stuff that I would get burned. I called two
> > > other friends, and they said it will not hurt you. One friend talked
me
> > > through this process. First, she had me shake the case so we could
tell if
> > > their was loose dry ice in it, then she had me open the styrophome
case,
> > > and told me to wrap my hand in a dish towel, and pick up the bag of
frozen
> > > cookies. I did just that, and then I put it in the freezer, and went
back
> > > and lightly touched the dry ice with the dish towel on my hand. Then I
put
> > > the lid back on the dry ice for Vernon to dispose of.
> > >
> > > Sorry to ramble on so much. The pizza was good tonight.
> > >
> > > God Bless you all.
> > >
> > > Lovings!
> > > Pat Ferguson
> > >   lol.
> > > At 08:26 AM 12/12/03 -0500, you wrote:
> > > >Coward?  Coward?  Is that what you think I am?  Ha!  I say!  Ha! Ho
Ho Ho
> >I
> > > >say...Wait a minute.  That's someone else.  Anyway, in spite of my
> > > >misadventures setting fire to the microwave, brave lion that I am I
> > > >dauntlessly set out this morning to make myself a breakfast burrito.
I
> > > >cooked up the chopped meat, got the little tortilla or whatever that
> >floppy
> > > >round thing is, made some zucchini, made some eggs, added a slice of
> >cheddar
> > > >cheese and whammo!  Homemade breakfast burrito better than anything
fast
> > > >food could make.
> > > >
> > > >Don't try this at home, though.  I thought it would work better if I
put
> >all
> > > >the ingredients in a food processor (except for the round floppy
thing)
> >and
> > > >when it came out, with the eggs in there, it turned yellowish brown
and
> >had
> > > >the look and consistency of warm vomit.  And be sure to take the eggs
off
> > > >the stove if the smoke gets so thick you have difficulty breathing.
> >Other
> > > >than that, though...
> > > >
> > > >Oh, and please pray for my tummy which I don't think will be feeling
so
> >well
> > > >later on.  I may have overdone it with the garlic.
> > > >
> > > >Brave Chef Lion