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At 08:03 PM 6/11/2007, you wrote:
>A little levity to help the summer heat :)
>
>At a local river a Pentecostal pastor was holding a Sunday morning 
>baptism service, saying a couple quick words, dipping folks in, 
>submerging them, pulling them back up and each confirming their 
>faith with some small word of acknowledgement. A man stumbling home 
>from the previous nights revelry  yet intoxicated happened his way 
>into line. Finally he made his way up to the  front of the line to 
>the preacher. The preacher happy to see a new face in line, spoke a 
>few quick words,  dunked the man under, pulled him up and said, 
>"Have you found Jesus?" The drunken man a little taken back said "No 
>sir I haven't". The preacher not sure what to do with the response, 
>dunked the man under again holding him under a little longer than 
>the first time , pulled him back up and asked "Have you found 
>Jesus?". The man a little more swaggered  from the experience 
>hiccuped and stammered "No , ah hiccup no, I haven't". The preacher 
>was getting a bit irritated with the responses, grabbed the man, 
>dunked him under and held him down for nearly a full minute, yanked 
>him back up and said "For the  love of God man, have you found 
>Jesus?" The man looked at the preacher and said
>
>"Um , hiccup No. Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
>Brad