Oh, that's funny Ned. Thanks for sharing. It's okay that you didn't paste
it in your last message. That way, I knew I had a funny to look forward to
down the way. Smile.
Vicki
----- Original Message -----
From: "Ned Benton" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, July 16, 2005 10:20 AM
Subject: [ECHURCH-USA] Just for a laugh
> I didn't intend you to laugh at my mistake. I forgot to paste the story
in
> the email. Here it is.
>
> > An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed
> out woman on a
> busy
> > boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow,
> just in front of
> him
> >
> > He did the right thing, stopping at the
> crosswalk, even though he
> >could
> > have beaten the red light by accelerating
> through the
> intersection.
> >
> > The tailgating woman hit the roof and the horn,
> screaming in
> >frustration
> > as she missed her chance to get through the
> intersection. As she
> was
> > still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
> and looked up
> into
> >the
> > face of a very serious police officer. The
> officer ordered her to
> exit
> > her car with her hands up. He took her to the
> police station
> where she
> > was searched, finger printed, photographed, and
> placed in a
> holding
> >cell.
> >
> > After a couple of hours, a policeman approached
> the cell and
> opened
> >the
> > door. She was escorted back to the booking desk
> where the
> arresting
> >officer
> > was waiting with her personal effects.
> >
> > He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You
> see, I pulled up
> behind
> > your car while you were blowing your horn,
> flipping off the guy
> in
> >front
> > of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I
> noticed the 'Choose
> Life'
> > license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do?'
> bumper sticker,
> the
> > 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and
> the
> chrome-plated
> > Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
> >
> > Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
> >
>
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