Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.
I love that one. Kind of like the guy who asks:

Man: God?

god: Yes.

Man: Is it true that one second of yours is like a million years here?

God: Yes that's true.

Man: Is it then similar with money? I mean would one penny be like a
million dollares here?

God: Yes that is true too.

Man: Great. Can I have a penny?

god: Oh sure.   Just hang on a second.

Brad

At 12:11 PM 2/21/2005, you wrote:
>Hi echurch family,
>Someone sent this one to me and I though you all would get a bit of chuckle
>out of it.  I do hope that it is not offensive to anyone on list.  I don't
>think it will be.
>
>Ned
>
>
>Last Night
>===========
>A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at
>home.
>He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I go to
>work
>every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely stays at home.
>I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our
>bodies."
>God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
>The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
>He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their
>school
>clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school,
>came home
>and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the
>bank to
>draw out money to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the power
>company
>and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home
>and put
>away the groceries.  He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
>Then it was already 1:00 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
>laundry, vacuum,
>dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.  He ran to the school to pick up
>the kids
>and got into an argument with them on the way home.  He set out cookies and
>milk
>and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing
>board and
>watched TV while he did the ironing.
>At 4:30 PM he began peeling potatoes and washed greens for salads, breaded
>the chops
>and snapped fresh beans for supper.
>After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry,
>bathed
>the kids, and put them to bed.  At 9:00 PM he was exhausted and though his
>chores
>weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which
>he managed
>to get through without complaint.
>The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "
>Lord, I don't
>know what I was thinking.  I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to
>stay home
>all day.
>Please, O Lord please, let us trade back."
>The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned
>your
>lesson, and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
>You'll have to wait 9 months, though.
>You got pregnant last night!!!"