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Subject: Re: Humor~Ways in Which College is Different from High School


LOL, Kerri, how true.
JulieMelton
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Sent: Friday, July 01, 2005 9:31 PM
Subject: Humor~Ways in Which College is Different from High School


> Ways in Which College is Different from High School  **
>
>
> 17. In high school, you do homework. In college you study.
>
>
> 16. No food is allowed in the hall in high school. In college, food must
> be
> provided at an event before students will come.
>
>
> 15. In high school, you wear your backpack on one shoulder; in college on
> both.
>
>
> 14. In college, the professors can tell you the answer without looking at
> the
> teacher's guide.
>
>
> 13. In college, there are no bells or tardy slips.
>
>
> 12. In high school, you have to live with your parents. In college, you
> get
> to live with your friends.
>
>
> 11. In high school, you're told what classes to take. In college, you get
> to
> choose; that is, as long as the classes don't conflict and you have the
> prerequisites and the classes aren't closed and you've paid your tuition.
>
>
> 10. In high school, if you screw up you can usually sweet-talk your way
> out
> of it. In college, you're lucky to ever talk with the professor.
>
>
> 9. In high school, fire drills are planned by the administration; in
> college,
> by the pranksters from the dorms.
>
>
> 8. In college, any test consists of a larger percentage of your grade even
> than your high school final exams did. (Just to share: Kristin's Bio
> class:
> 30%
> midterm 1, 30% midterm 2, 40% final; Soc class: 10% section grade, 40%
> midterm, 50% final, etc.. ..etc..)
>
>
> 7. In high school, when the teacher said, "Good morning," you mumbled
> back.
> In college, when the professor says, "Good morning," you write it down.
>
>
> 6. In college, there's no one to tell you not to eat pizza three meals a
> day.
>
>
> 5. In college, your dad doesn't pay for dates.
>
>
> 4. In high school, it never took 3 or 4 weeks to get money from Mom and
> Dad.
>
>
> 3. In college, when you miss a class or two or three, you don't need a
> note
> from your parents saying you were skip... .uh, sick that day.
>
>
> 2. In high school, you can't go out to lunch because it's not allowed. In
> college, you can't go out to lunch because you can't afford it.
>
>
> 1. In college, you can blow off studying by writing lists like this.
>
>
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