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Anybody have someone else in the Bible to add to this list before I post it
on my website?

Whom Jesus Really Loves

The next time you feel like GOD doesn't care, can't use you, and
has forgotten about you, just look into this pathetic mirror of
humanity.


Noah was a drunk
Abraham thought he was too old to be a father, and on top of that,
he was a liar.
Sarah, Abraham's wife, couldn't conceive until she was beyond
child bearing years and she was a liar.
Lot was immorally debauched, spiritually rebellious, a drunkard,
and committed incest with not one, but with both his daughters.
Isaac lied and said Rebeccah was his sister just like his father
had done before him.
Rachel was a conspirator and deliberately fooled her blind
husband in to misappropriating the birthright and family blessing.
Jacob was a liar and a conniver; stealing his brothers birthright.
Leah was rejected due to lack of beauty and bargain with her
sister for sex with her husband.
Esau was careless and a gambler with his own birthright.
Joseph grew up in a dysfunctional family, suffered from physical
abuse at the hand of his jealous brothers, and was a jailbird.
Moses had a speech impediment and was a murderer twice over.
Gideon was a thumb sucker.
Samson had long hair and was a womanizer.
Rahab was a prostitute.
Jeremiah was a ball baby.
Timothy was accused of being too young to pastor which resulted in
having an ulcer.
David had an affair and killed his best friend.
Elijah felt rejected, all alone, and suicidal.
Isaiah preached naked for three years.
Jonah tried running from God and hated seeing people born again.
Naomi was pour and a widow.
Job went bankrupt and lost all his children.
Hosea married a prostitute by whom he had children.
Peter was known for chopping off an ear if that person disagreed
with his theology and furthermore, he denied Christ; not once, not
twice, but three times; for crying out loud.
The Disciples fell asleep during a prayer meeting with Jesus.
Martha worried about everything and complained about it, too.
Mary Magdalene was afflicted with 7 demons, of which Jesus cast
out, and a former prostitute.
The Samaritan woman was a multiple divorcee and living with a man
to whom she wasn't even married.
Zacchaeus thought he was too short for Jesus to care about him.
Paul was a former Christian killer.
Thomas was a doubter of our Lord's bodily resurrection.
Lazarus died.
John the Baptizer doubted the Messiahship of Jesus and was
beheaded.
Most of the disciples gave up religion and went back to their
former employment.


It Sounds Like God To Me.
www.SafePlaceFellowship.com

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