LOL!

Helen

Earlier, Vicki and The Rors wrote:
>   One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some
>   extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little
>   extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be
>   able to pick out three hymns.
>   After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and
>   noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so
>   excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and
>   said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in
>   the plate. A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the
>   back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front.
>   Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was
>   that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three
>   hymns.
>   Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the
>   three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him
>   and him."