Hello mister lion. I wouldn't sing for you if you paid me after the
horrendous manner in which thou hast treated the poor innocent little me.
Sucking up will never help in this situation. Kerri who has ruffled feathers
and refuses to forgive that awful cat.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Ariel" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Wednesday, January 07, 2004 3:36 AM
Subject: SING, KERRI, SING!!


> Oh, lovely little Kerri robin!  (I don't know if you are lovely since I've
> never seen a picture but I'm taking poetic license.)  It might have been
> John who wrote those nasty notes about you being a goose.  It's not very
> probable that it was John, but anything is possible I guess.  Anyway, I'm
> sorry that it looked like someone was calling you a goose when really we
all
> know that you are a wonderful little robin.  And I heard that when the
robin
> sings it means Spring is here, nice warm Spring with early sunrises and
warm
> temperatures.  And it's too cold down here!!  Twenty degrees at night!
Only
> the forties and fifties during the day and supposed to be nineteen
tonight!!
> SCREAMS OF FROZEN HORROR!!  Sing, Kerri Robin, sing!!
>
> Lion who loves little Kerri robin birds even if they are mad cow disease
> infested foreign terrorists if it means it will be warmer if she sings
>