Carol,

No, your bed was the one that developed a hole in it, as you may recall,
when you were here.  I'm still wondering why.  It is probably because Mike
shaves in bed at night before going to sleep but I won't tell anybody about
that practice and what it is for, other than shaving, I mean.  There is
another reason why my back hurts, too, but that is something we won't talk
about, at least not above a whisper anyway.

Phil.