An old lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her
company.
So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the
pets seemed
to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he
was in,
she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME. YOU WON'T EVER
BE SORRY.'
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found
anything else
So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside
her.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME
AND YOU
WON'T BE SORRY.'
So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY
the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.
NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?
COME ON GUESS!
OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON -- DONT BE A POOP!
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SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!
She's old......
NOT DEAD !!!!!
OLD LADIES ROCK!!!