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JULIE MELTON <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 5 Apr 2006 09:01:08 -0600
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Vinny,

I used to use WE, but I switched to JFW in order to use Cakewalk more 
efectively.  I didn't have money to upgrade both when the switch was made to 
XP.  I still like Window-eyes, though, and thought this forward pretty 
funny.



JulieMelton
visit me at
www.heart-and-music.com
Keep smiling!





>From: Vinny Samarco <[log in to unmask]>
>Reply-To: The Electronic Church <[log in to unmask]>
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Re: fwd: A Little Screen Reader Humor
>Date: Tue, 4 Apr 2006 23:45:55 -0700
>
>Hi Jewlie,
>    Thanks.  I love it.  That's because I am a window-eyes user.
>Vinny
>----- Original Message ----- From: "JULIE MELTON" <[log in to unmask]>
>To: <[log in to unmask]>
>Sent: Tuesday, April 04, 2006 9:12 AM
>Subject: FW: fwd: A Little Screen Reader Humor
>
>
>>JulieMelton
>>visit me at
>>www.heart-and-music.com
>>Keep smiling!
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>>From: Rachel D Keyte <[log in to unmask]>
>>>Reply-To: The Mosen Explosion Discussion List 
>>><[log in to unmask]>
>>>To: [log in to unmask]
>>>Subject: fwd: A Little Screen Reader Humor
>>>Date: Tue, 04 Apr 2006 17:53:30 +1000
>>>
>>>
>>> >
>>> >Ft. Wayne, Indiana... For immediate release. GW Micro is pleased to
>>> >announce the release of Window-Eyes for JAWS. This exciting new
>>> >product will revolutionize screen reading technology. Screen reading
>>> >has never been easier. Window-Eyes for JAWS provides you the best of
>>> >both worlds - the power of JAWS and the ease of use of Window-Eyes.
>>> >Window-Eyes for JAWS reads what JAWS alone will not, provides ease
>>> >of use JAWS cannot, and gives access to settings that no one can
>>> >find in JAWS. "Some people asked us why we'd release a screen reader
>>> >for a screen reader," said Dan Weirich of GW Micro. But if they had
>>> >ever used JAWS, they wouldn't have had to ask." Let's face it. No
>>> >screen reader is perfect. But JAWS has been remarkably foul of late.
>>> >And even so, people and organizations just keep buying it. Well at
>>> >GW Micro, we're not going to give up. Our motto is - if we can't
>>> >beat them, we'll join them - and do it better. So our "middleware"
>>> >screen reader, Window-Eyes for JAWS is a logical progression for us.
>>> >Here are answers to some questions raised by our exciting new
>>> >product: What do you mean by "middleware" screen reader? Middleware
>>> >is normally a layer of programming that lets different programs talk
>>> >to each other. Microsoft Active Accessibility is "middleware" that
>>> >provides accessibility information. Well, Window-Eyes for JAWS is
>>> >middleware that provides a usability layer, translating information
>>> >from JAWS into human understandable terms, and organizing JAWS
>>> >settings into a comprehensible interface, to make it possible to
>>> >actually use JAWS without years of study. If you've ever used JAWS
>>> >on the Internet, you know why Window-Eyes for JAWS is an essential
>>> >addition. If you don't code HTML by hand, you probably scratch your
>>> >head when using JAWS on the Internet. Who knows or cares what a
>>> >blockquote, onmouseover, or anchor are? With Window-Eyes for JAWS
>>> >you don't have to know! Will I have to change settings in multiple
>>> >places? Not once you install Window-Eyes for JAWS! Ever try to find
>>> >where to change punctuation in JAWS? You have lots of choices: the
>>> >Voices dialogs, the Verbosity dialog, or two or three different
>>> >places in Configuration Manager... No more! With Window-Eyes for
>>> >JAWS, all your punctuation settings are in one location! In fact,
>>> >all settings are easier to find and change. What about SAPI Voices?
>>> >They're supposed to work in JAWS, but that's only an unsubstantiated
>>> >rumor - until now! Get Window-Eyes for JAWS and use any SAPI
>>> >synthesizer you have installed, and with the added bonus of no
>>> >crashes! How stable will this program be, running on such an
>>> >unstable platform? Window-Eyes has a rock solid reputation for
>>> >stability. If we can do that in Windows, we can do it in JAWS. Will
>>> >I be able to use third party programs? We admit, JAWS doesn't
>>> >support much more than Microsoft Office these days, but with
>>> >Window-Eyes for JAWS you can run all of your favorite programs.
>>> >Window-Eyes for JAWS extends the support you get beyond office
>>> >environments. Life is about more than work so enjoy it! What about
>>> >synthesizers and Braille displays? Using these devices in JAWS has
>>> >never been easy. Select it when you install JAWS or reinstall it to
>>> >get them to work. But with Window-Eyes for JAWS, just select your
>>> >Braille display or synthesizer from a list, and you don't even need
>>> >to restart the program! And Window-Eyes for JAWS fully supports
>>> >using your Braille Sense as a display! I'm not a programmer; will I
>>> >have to learn to write scripts? Absolutely not! If you're a real
>>> >glutton for punishment and hate yourself and life in general, you
>>> >*can* write scripts... But with Window-Eyes for JAWS you don't have
>>> >to submit to such torture! And are you tired of frames that break
>>> >every time you restart a program? No more! Window-Eyes for JAWS
>>> >gives you all the easy to use customization tools that have been in
>>> >Window-Eyes for years. Buy Window-Eyes for JAWS and never script
>>> >again! Every time I install a new version of JAWS, I find that
>>> >something I use all the time is broken. Will Window-Eyes for JAWS
>>> >help with this? Yes! With Window-Eyes for JAWS, never worry about
>>> >upgrading again. We provide the consistency that JAWS cannot. And
>>> >those commands that give three different results on three tries?
>>> >With Window-Eyes for JAWS that will never happen again! Get your
>>> >copy of Window-Eyes for JAWS today! Disclaimer: We accept no
>>> >responsibility for anyone taking this "press release" seriously, and
>>> >offer no apology or sympathy for anyone without a sense of humor.
>>> >Have fun! posted by Ranger1138 at Monday, March 27, 2006
>>>
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