Computerised psalm 23.

The Lord is my programmer, I shall not  crash.
He installed His software on the hard disk of my heart,
All of His  commands are user friendly,
His directory moves me to the right choices for  His name's sake.
Even though I scroll through the problems of life, I will  fear no bugs,
for You are my backup;
Your password protects me;
You  prepare a menu before me in the presence of my enemies;
Your help is only a  key away.
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my  life,
And my file will be merged with His and saved  forever.