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Phil Scovell <[log in to unmask]>
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The Electronic Church <[log in to unmask]>
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Kim,

I have King David listed and I added King Saul as one who was oppressed of
demons.  I can't think of anything negative written about Ruth or Esther to
add to such a list.

Phil.



----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Kim Etheridge" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, March 07, 2009 4:08 PM
Subject: Re: Whom Jesus Loves


> Hmm. What about Ruth and Esther? Also, there's King David and Solomon.
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Saturday, March 07, 2009 4:33 PM
> Subject: Whom Jesus Loves
>
>
> > Anybody have someone else in the Bible to add to this list before I post
> > it
> > on my website?
> >
> > Whom Jesus Really Loves
> >
> > The next time you feel like GOD doesn't care, can't use you, and
> > has forgotten about you, just look into this pathetic mirror of
> > humanity.
> >
> >
> > Noah was a drunk
> > Abraham thought he was too old to be a father, and on top of that,
> > he was a liar.
> > Sarah, Abraham's wife, couldn't conceive until she was beyond
> > child bearing years and she was a liar.
> > Lot was immorally debauched, spiritually rebellious, a drunkard,
> > and committed incest with not one, but with both his daughters.
> > Isaac lied and said Rebeccah was his sister just like his father
> > had done before him.
> > Rachel was a conspirator and deliberately fooled her blind
> > husband in to misappropriating the birthright and family blessing.
> > Jacob was a liar and a conniver; stealing his brothers birthright.
> > Leah was rejected due to lack of beauty and bargain with her
> > sister for sex with her husband.
> > Esau was careless and a gambler with his own birthright.
> > Joseph grew up in a dysfunctional family, suffered from physical
> > abuse at the hand of his jealous brothers, and was a jailbird.
> > Moses had a speech impediment and was a murderer twice over.
> > Gideon was a thumb sucker.
> > Samson had long hair and was a womanizer.
> > Rahab was a prostitute.
> > Jeremiah was a ball baby.
> > Timothy was accused of being too young to pastor which resulted in
> > having an ulcer.
> > David had an affair and killed his best friend.
> > Elijah felt rejected, all alone, and suicidal.
> > Isaiah preached naked for three years.
> > Jonah tried running from God and hated seeing people born again.
> > Naomi was pour and a widow.
> > Job went bankrupt and lost all his children.
> > Hosea married a prostitute by whom he had children.
> > Peter was known for chopping off an ear if that person disagreed
> > with his theology and furthermore, he denied Christ; not once, not
> > twice, but three times; for crying out loud.
> > The Disciples fell asleep during a prayer meeting with Jesus.
> > Martha worried about everything and complained about it, too.
> > Mary Magdalene was afflicted with 7 demons, of which Jesus cast
> > out, and a former prostitute.
> > The Samaritan woman was a multiple divorcee and living with a man
> > to whom she wasn't even married.
> > Zacchaeus thought he was too short for Jesus to care about him.
> > Paul was a former Christian killer.
> > Thomas was a doubter of our Lord's bodily resurrection.
> > Lazarus died.
> > John the Baptizer doubted the Messiahship of Jesus and was
> > beheaded.
> > Most of the disciples gave up religion and went back to their
> > former employment.
> >
> >
> > It Sounds Like God To Me.
> > www.SafePlaceFellowship.com
>
>
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