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JULIE MELTON <[log in to unmask]>
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The Electronic Church <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 8 Feb 2006 14:56:49 -0700
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cute.



JulieMelton
visit me at
www.heart-and-music.com
Keep smiling!





>From: [log in to unmask]
>Reply-To: The Electronic Church <[log in to unmask]>
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: New Pet
>Date: Wed, 8 Feb 2006 03:57:26 -0800
>
>As Phil has a talking pet I thought you all would enjoy reading this.
>New Pet
>
>
> >
> >
> > >A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went
>to
> > > the pet store one Saturday and told the clerk that he wanted to buy an
> > > unusual
> > > pet. After considering numerous options, he finally bought a talking
> > > centipede, which came in a little white box. He took the box with his
>new
> > > pet home,
> > > found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by 
>taking
> > > his
> > > new pet to church with him the next day.
> > > Sunday morning, he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to 
>go
> > > to
> > > church with me today? We will have a good time." But there was no 
>answer
> > > from
> > > his new pet. This bothered him a bit, since he was assured by the pet
> > > store
> > > that the centipede would talk once he got it home and it was 
>comfortable
> > > with
> > > its surroundings. He waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How
>about
> > > going to church with me and receive blessings?" But again, there was 
>no
> > > answer
> > > from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more,
> > > contemplating
> > > the situation. He decided to ask it one more time, this time putting 
>his
> > > face
> > > up against the centipede's box and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you
> > > like
> > > to go to church with me and learn about the Lord!?"
> > > A little voice came out of the box:.....................
> > > "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes.
> >

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