Hmm. What about Ruth and Esther? Also, there's King David and Solomon.
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From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Saturday, March 07, 2009 4:33 PM
Subject: Whom Jesus Loves


> Anybody have someone else in the Bible to add to this list before I post 
> it
> on my website?
>
> Whom Jesus Really Loves
>
> The next time you feel like GOD doesn't care, can't use you, and
> has forgotten about you, just look into this pathetic mirror of
> humanity.
>
>
> Noah was a drunk
> Abraham thought he was too old to be a father, and on top of that,
> he was a liar.
> Sarah, Abraham's wife, couldn't conceive until she was beyond
> child bearing years and she was a liar.
> Lot was immorally debauched, spiritually rebellious, a drunkard,
> and committed incest with not one, but with both his daughters.
> Isaac lied and said Rebeccah was his sister just like his father
> had done before him.
> Rachel was a conspirator and deliberately fooled her blind
> husband in to misappropriating the birthright and family blessing.
> Jacob was a liar and a conniver; stealing his brothers birthright.
> Leah was rejected due to lack of beauty and bargain with her
> sister for sex with her husband.
> Esau was careless and a gambler with his own birthright.
> Joseph grew up in a dysfunctional family, suffered from physical
> abuse at the hand of his jealous brothers, and was a jailbird.
> Moses had a speech impediment and was a murderer twice over.
> Gideon was a thumb sucker.
> Samson had long hair and was a womanizer.
> Rahab was a prostitute.
> Jeremiah was a ball baby.
> Timothy was accused of being too young to pastor which resulted in
> having an ulcer.
> David had an affair and killed his best friend.
> Elijah felt rejected, all alone, and suicidal.
> Isaiah preached naked for three years.
> Jonah tried running from God and hated seeing people born again.
> Naomi was pour and a widow.
> Job went bankrupt and lost all his children.
> Hosea married a prostitute by whom he had children.
> Peter was known for chopping off an ear if that person disagreed
> with his theology and furthermore, he denied Christ; not once, not
> twice, but three times; for crying out loud.
> The Disciples fell asleep during a prayer meeting with Jesus.
> Martha worried about everything and complained about it, too.
> Mary Magdalene was afflicted with 7 demons, of which Jesus cast
> out, and a former prostitute.
> The Samaritan woman was a multiple divorcee and living with a man
> to whom she wasn't even married.
> Zacchaeus thought he was too short for Jesus to care about him.
> Paul was a former Christian killer.
> Thomas was a doubter of our Lord's bodily resurrection.
> Lazarus died.
> John the Baptizer doubted the Messiahship of Jesus and was
> beheaded.
> Most of the disciples gave up religion and went back to their
> former employment.
>
>
> It Sounds Like God To Me.
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