David, how did you know I needed a laugh right now?  Your post is 
very funny, and I did enjoy the chuckle it provided me.

Be blessed,
Helen

Earlier you wrote:

>Dear Lord,
>So far today, I'm doing alright.  I have not gossiped, lost my
>temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self-indulgent.
>I have not whined, complained, cursed or eaten any chocolate.
>I have not charged anything on my charge card.  But I will be
>getting out of bed in a minute, and I think I will really need Your
>help then!

"Beauty is of the heart, and a heart for God is beauty."