Vinny,

Thanks for sharing.  Love it.  Got a good smile.   And I'll not make coffee
tonight.  Grin.  Grin.

Vicki

----- Original Message -----
From: "Vinny Samarco" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2005 9:36 PM
Subject: [ECHURCH-USA] Fw: smiles from the bible


> Hi everyone forgive the cross-post, but here is something to add to your
> bible knowledge.
>
>
> Vinny
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "doris fisher" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2005 7:18 PM
> Subject: smiles from the bible
>
>
> > >
> > >
> > >SMILES FROM THE BIBLE
> > >
> > >Q.  What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
> > >A.  Ruthless.
> > >
> > >Q.  What do they call pastors in Germany?
> > >A.  German Shepherds.
> > >
> > >Q.  Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
> > >A  Noah.  He was floating his stock while everyone else was in
> liquidation.
> > >
> > >Q.  Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?  A. Pharaoh's
> > >daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little
> > >prophet.
> > >
> > >Q.  What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
> > >A.  Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.  David's
> > >Triumph was heard throughout the land.  Also, probably a Honda, because
> the
> > >apostles were all in one Accord.
> > >
> > >Q.  Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
> > >A.  Samson. He brought the house down.
> > >
> > >Q.  What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer
> lived
> > >in Eden?
> > >A.  Your mother ate us out of house and home.
> > >
> > >Q.  Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
> A.
> > >Moses.  He broke all 10 commandments at once.
> > >
> > >Q.  Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
> > >A.  The area around Jordan.  The banks were always overflowing.
> > >
> > >Q.  Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible? A.  David.
> He
> > >rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
> > >
> > >Q.  Which Bible character had no parents?
> > >A.  Joshua, son of Nun.
> > >
> > >Q.  Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
> > >A.   Because Noah was standing on the deck.
> > >
> > >KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!! Friends are
God's
> > >way of taking care of us....
> > >
> > >PS...Did you know a woman is not to make coffee? Yup, it's in the
Bible.
> It
> > >says     .  "Hebrews"
> >
> > ... ...
> > dory
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> >
>