Mag, with my sense of humor i get jokes emailed to me
from everywhere. everywhere i have been and just about
anybody that ever knew me. i send you guys only a
small % of what i get everyday.
--- Tamar Raine <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> ken, now that's just a wicked ehh joke? where do
> you come up with these thins?
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> ----- Original Message ----
> From: ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 8:06:16 PM
> Subject: a long joke
>
> Mike is Dead
> Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did
> your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"
>
> "Whoah, what the happened to him?"
>
> "Well he was on his way over to my house the other
> day
> and when he arrived outside the house he didn't
> brake
> properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped
> over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went
> flying
> through the air and smashed through my upstairs
> bedroom window."
>
> "What a horrible way to die!"
>
> "No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at
> all.
> So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all
> covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots
> the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and
> reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up.
> He's just dragging himself up when bang, this
> massive
> wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing
> him and breaking most of his bones."
>
> "What a way to go, that's terrible!"
>
> "No no, that didn't kill him -- he survived that. He
> managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out
> onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the
> banister but under his weight, the banister breaks
> and
> he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid
> air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on
> him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right
> through
> him."
>
> "Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"
>
> "No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that.
> So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the
> kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull
> himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot
> of
> boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down
> on him and burned him all up."
>
> "Man, what a way to go!"
>
> "No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's
> lying
> on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots
> the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for
> help, but instead he grabs the light switch and
> pulls
> the whole thing off the wall and the water and
> electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted,
> wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."
>
> "Now that is one awful way to go!"
>
> "No no, he survived that..."
>
> "Hold on now, just how the heck did Mike die?"
>
> "I shot him."
>
> "You shot him? What the heck did you shoot him for?"
>
>
> "The man was destroying my house!"
>
>
>
>
>
>
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