Betty- thanks!  I needed a good laugh tonight!!!!!!  LOL  What a riot- printing this one up!!!!

Paige



On Wed, 04 April 2001, Rayna Lamb wrote:

>
> Betty, you are one sick, sick puppy!!!  I like you!! This made me
> laugh so much I nearly fell off my chair.
>
> Rayna
> On Tue, Apr 03, 2001 at 01:18:50PM -0400, Betty B wrote:
>       +++++++++++++++++++++++
>     Fly darts into man's office cubicle and lands on the top of the computer
>     monitor and says to the man:
>
>     "Hey man, who's your Daddy?  Yeah, it's ME man!  I'm your Daddy...yeah.  You
>     know howcome I'm your Daddy?  Cos I did this (fly makes...um...certain bodily
>     gesture repeatedly) to your mamma!  Yeah, YOUR momma, yeah."
>
>     "Oh man you suck, but your mamma's sweet.  Oh man, your mamma..."  (man sucks
>     fly into his mouth).
>
>     'Fly:  "Oh man, you DO suck!  But not as good as your mamma.  Spit or
>     swallow, kissy boy!"
>
>     Ptooey!  The fly splats on the computer screen.  "Oh my friggin head...it's
>     wasted."
>
>     Fly jumps to the table and dons a bandanna.  "Hey man, you piss off Super
>     Fly...SUPER FLY!"  Fly jumps back on top of computer monitor. "Yo Yo Yo
>     Yo...check this out!"  Fly gets up speed and slams through man's head all the
>     way through the back leaving a massive hole.
>
>     The end.
>     ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>     Big deal huh?  I guess you had to be there.




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