>A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington.  The bride is
>concerned, and asks, "What if the place is still bugged?"
>
>The groom says, "I'll look for a bug." He looks behind the drapes, behind the
>pictures, under the rug.  Finally, he says, "AHA!" Under the rug was a disc
>with four screws.  He gets his Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, throws
>them and the disc out the window.
>
>The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds, "How was your room?
>How was the service?  How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?"
>
>The groom says, "Why are you asking me all of these questions?"
>
>The hotel manager says, "Well, the couple in the room UNDER you complained
>that the chandelier fell on them."
>