Thought you all might get a chuckle out of this one.

Beth

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  > Network TV is reported to be developing a
  > "Texas version" of "Survivor."
  >
  > Contestants must drive from Amarillo through
  > Fort Worth, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio and
  > back to Amarillo, through San Marcos and Lubbock.
  > Each will be driving a Volvo with a bumper sticker
  > that reads: "I'm for Gore, I'm gay, and I'm here
  > to take your guns."
  >
  > The first contestant to complete the round trip, alive,
  > is the winning survivor.