oh, my... i do not want to experience it at all.
--- "Cleveland, Kyle E."
<[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Moderate in politics or moderate in faith?
>
>
>
> BTW, I had to get hit with a taser this weekend in a
> "less than lethal"
> weapons class. In order to become certified with
> the weapon you had to
> experience what it felt like. Interesting
> experience for someone with
> spastic CP. Actually, it's not painful--in the
> usual sense. The scream
> that you often hear on TV news bites is the result
> of the diaphragm
> going into spasm. That's not to say it wasn't one
> of the most
> singularly unpleasant experiences of my life. You
> (ahem) don't want to
> experience this if it's been a while since you
> visited the powder room.
> Take that one from me as a "lesson learned". :-P
>
> Kyle "Don't Taze me, bro!" Cleveland
>
>
>
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> From: Cerebral Palsy List
> [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf
> Of Michael H. Collis
> Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2008 11:11 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: Fwd: IRISHMAN AND THE BAPTIST
>
> I thought you wer more of a moderate... :)
>
> ---- Original message ----
> >Date: Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:22:00 -0800
> >From: ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
> >Subject: Re: Fwd: IRISHMAN AND THE BAPTIST
> >To: [log in to unmask]
> >
> >well i am a fundlementalist and i still thought it
> was
> >funny.
> >
> >--- "Michael H. Collis" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> >
> >> If he's a Moderate, he'll just laugh at it, but
> if
> >> he's a fundamentalist...
> >>
> >> ---- Original message ----
> >> >Date: Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:48:36 -0700
> >> >From: "Kendall D. Corbett"
> >> <[log in to unmask]>
> >> >Subject: Re: Fwd: IRISHMAN AND THE BAPTIST
> >> >To: [log in to unmask]
> >> >
> >> >Ken,
> >> >
> >> >As an Irishman, I'm not offended! I'll let you
> >> know what our niece's
> >> >fiance's reaction is - he just finished a
> Baptist
> >> seminary!
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >On 1/14/08, ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> with not offense meant to either the Irish or
> the
> >> >> Baptist
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> THE IRISHMAN AND THE BAPTIST
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> A Baptistn was seated next to an Irishman on a
> >> flight
> >> >> from London.
> >> >>
> >> >> After the plane was airborne, drink orders
> were
> >> >> taken.
> >> >>
> >> >> The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was
> >> promptly
> >> >> brought and placed before him.
> >> >>
> >> >> The flight attendant then asked the Baptist if
> he
> >> >> would like a drink.
> >> >>
> >> >> He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely
> >> raped
> >> >> by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my
> lips."
> >> >>
> >> >> The Irishman then handed his drink back to the
> >> >> attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we
> had
> >> a
> >> >> choice
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >>
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> >> >
> >> >--
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >Kendall
> >> >
> >> >An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
> >> redundant!)
> >> >
> >> >The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
> the
> >> unreasonable one
> >> >persists in trying to adapt the world to
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