i enjoyed it too, Meir.
--- On Thu, 5/1/08, Tamar Raine <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> From: Tamar Raine <[log in to unmask]>
> Subject: Re: Humor politics FW: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Date: Thursday, May 1, 2008, 11:27 PM
> warm chuckling all the way through! Meir, this is the best
> I've seen in a couple days!
>
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> ----- Original Message ----
> From: Meir Weiss <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Sent: Thursday, May 1, 2008 6:58:39 PM
> Subject: Humor politics FW: Why Did the Chicken Cross the
> Road?
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Bethany Wilson [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Thursday, May 01, 2008 20:19
> To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;
> Subject: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
>
>
>
> BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was
> time for a CHANGE!
> The chicken wanted CHANGE!
>
>
> JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road
> because he recognized
> the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the
> chickens on the
> other side of the road. And if they don't cooperate,
> cross back over the road
> and start shooting.
>
>
>
> HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped
> that little chicken
> to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely
> qualified to ensure --
> right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country
> gets the chance it
> deserves to cross the road. But then, this really
> isn't about me.......
>
>
>
> DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken
> won't realize that he
> must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of
> the road before it goes after
> the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What
> we need to do is help him
> realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his
> 'CURRENT' problems before
> adding 'NEW' problems.
>
>
>
> OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having
> problems, which is why he
> wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the
> chicken learn from his
> mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
> going to give this chicken
> a car so that he can just drive across the road and not
> live his life like the
> rest of the chickens.
>
>
>
> GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken
> crossed the road. We just
> want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or
> not. The chicken is
> either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
> here.
>
>
>
> COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can
> clearly see the satellite
> image of the chicken crossing the road...
>
>
>
> ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a
> chicken, but we
> have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side
> of the road.
>
>
>
> JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the
> road, I am now
> against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was
> misled about the
> chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will
> remain against it.
>
>
>
> NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's
> GUILTY! You can see it
> in his eyes and the way he walks.
>
>
>
> PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking
> American.
>
>
>
> MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that
> chicken was going.
> I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell
> my eggs when the price
> dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any
> insider information.
>
>
>
> DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it
> with a toad? Yes,
> the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've
> not been told.
>
>
>
> ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
>
>
>
> GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken
> crossed the road. Somebody
> told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
> enough.
>
>
>
> BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few
> moments, we will be
> listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the
> heart warming story of
> how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on
> to accomplish its
> life long dream of crossing the road.
>
>
>
> ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>
>
>
> JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing
> roads together, in
> peace.
>
>
>
> BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will
> not only cross
> roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents,
> and balance your
> check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the
> Chicken. This new
> platform is much more stable and will never
> cra...#@&&^(C% ......... reboot.
>
>
>
> ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or
> did the road move
> beneath the chicken?
>
>
>
> BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
> What is your
> definition of chicken?
>
>
>
> AL GORE: I invented the chicken!
>
>
>
> COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
>
>
>
> DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
>
>
>
> AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some
> black chickens.
>
>
>
> And finally, in keeping with current politics:
>
>
>
> RUSH LIMBAUGH: What we have here is a classic case of the
> chicken being held
> down by a Democrat policy that takes the chicken to the
> other side of the road
> without the chicken actually having to do the walking
> itself! The chicken soon
> becomes dependent upon being taken across the road and
> never thinks to do it
> for himself...
>
>
>
> JEREMIAH WRIGHT: The Chicken can't cross the road in a
> country that is so
> dead-set against chickens trying to cross the road to get
> ahead. That's RIGHT
> brothers and sisters! The fox is in the henhouse and the
> chicken can't cross
> the road to come home to roost! It's entirely the
> result of generations of
> anti-chicken policies in the U-S-A of K-F-C!!!
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