Not too bad for accuracy.

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-----Original Message-----
From: Gev...
Sent: Thursday, March 11, 1999 9:19 AM
To: And...
Subject: FW: Women vs Men



MEN & WOMEN COMPARED NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each
other
Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out
for
a pint, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla,
Peanut-Head and Useless.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in
$20,even
though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and
none
will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill,
out
come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item
that she doesn't want.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number
of
items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to
identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument.

CATS
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men
kick cats.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage,
answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings, funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends and favorite foods and
secret
fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.