the things this list's members can come up with!!!...

-----Original Message-----
From: jd [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Monday, September 10, 2001 6:41 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Warning!! To the USA Listers!! In response to Bobby :)


This may be by Dave Berry...not sure
Joanne


All babies start out with the same number of raw
cells, which
over nine months, develop into a complete female baby.

The problem occurs when cells are instructed by the
little
chromosomes to make a male baby instead.

Because there are only so many cells to go around, the
cell
necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs have
to come
from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female.

Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed
from the
communications center of the brain, migrate lower in
the body
and develop into male sexual organs.

If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a
fulldeck of
cards, this means that males are born a few cards
short, so to
speak, and some of their cards are in their shorts.

This difference between the male and female brain
manifests
itself in various ways.  Little girls will tend to
play things
like house or learn to read.  Little boys, however,
will tend to
do things like placing a bucket over their heads and
running
into walls.

This basic cognitive difference continues to grow
until puberty,
when the hormones kick into action and the trouble
really
begins.

After puberty, not only the size of the male and
female brains
differ, but the center of thought also differs.  Women
think
with their heads.  Male thoughts often originate lower
in their
bodies where their ex-brain cells reside.

Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to
man.

In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate
and they
are left with nearly full mental capacity but they
tend to be
rather dull, sexually speaking.  Such men are known in
medical
terms as "Engineers."

Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation.  These
men are
medically referred to as "Fighter Pilots."

A small number of men suffer massive brain cell
migration to
their groins.  These men are usually referred to
as..."Mr.
President or Mr.
Congressman."



--- "Bobby G. Greer, Ph. D." <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:
> In a message dated 9/9/01 10:42:51 PM,
> [log in to unmask] writes:

> Only if you are a missing person, Deri. There's a
> joke here that a man's best
> time in life is when his mistress is the Playboy
> Centerfold and his wife's
> picture is on a milk carton! Now, don't you women
> "flame" me!!!!
>
> Bobby


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