I am attempting to tap the "goldmine", or , "ghoul mind" of wisdom and hmor on
this list. I have a speech to make for the local group of rehab. counselors. It
is a motivational speech. I thought I would use some fresh dark humor from this
list.
    You did a superb job on "positive things about being CP" that I am asking
you to dig deep into the dark side.

Ones I have thought of are:

    "Can you reimburse costs of acquiring a new inventory for a crack dealer?"

    "Should I leave the five years I served for embezzlement off my reseme'?"

    "Would my parole officer be a good reference?"

    "Is serial killer a legitimate vocational objective?"

    "Do you ever date clients?"

I have been reading too many mystery novels. Can you tell?

Bobby