In a message dated 10/05/2001 10:43:28 AM Eastern Daylight Time,
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> 150 proof rum also makes a very efficient brain-scrubber.
>
>  "
You guys just don't get it, do you?  Dr. Pepper is the elixir that will end
all your troubles.  It cures the gout, doldrums, St. vitas dance, sagging
body parts, golbloots, and the miseries.  Furthermore, it can be consumed
immediately preceding the operation of a motor vehicle or other dangerous
machinery with little to no risk of negative consequences.

I say Grolsch (sp?) amber ale, however, if ale is one's drug of choice.