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----- Original Message -----
From: "wyn"
Newsgroups: grc.ten-forward
Sent: Saturday, February 24, 2001 1:54 AM
Subject: C&C New Remote


> I recieve the humour list topFive
> this one was too funny to not share.
>
> February 22, 2001

> A recent news story detailed a medical implant which offers
> women the chance to experience orgasms with the press of a
> button. Tiny electrodes are implanted into the spine and
> a small signal generator in the skin under the buttocks.
> The patient then controls the sensation with a handheld remote.
> I ask you, my friends: How could TopFive NOT address this?
>
> http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5022201.htm
>
> 10: Thanks to a malfunctioning garage door opener, you're looking at
$600
> bucks to fix the hole your wife kicked in the dashboard of your SUV.
>
> http://www.topfive.com/arcs/tr022201.htm ]
>
> Allows for a truly convincing reaction of pleasure while tasting your
> mother-in-law's dry Thanksgiving turkey
>
> Shouts of "Oh God!" make the typing pool sound like a tent revival.
>