SEASONS GREETINGS!

 (Legally Speaking!)


 Please accept with no obligation, implied or
 implicit, our best wishes
 for an environmentally conscious, socially
 responsible, low stress,
 non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the
 winter solstice
 holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
 traditions of the religious
 persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of
 your choice, with
 respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
 traditions of
 others, or their choice not to practice religious or
 secular traditions
 at all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally
 fulfilling, and
 medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
 the generally
 accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due
 respect for the
 calendars of choice of other cultures whose
 contributions to society
 have helped make America great, (not to imply that
 America is
 necessarily greater than any other country or is the
 only "AMERICA" in
 the western hemisphere), and without regard to the
 race, creed, color,
 age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of
 computer platform, or
 sexual preference of the wishee.



 By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these
 terms. This greeting
 is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
 freely transferable
 with no alteration to the original greeting. It
 implies no promise by
 the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes
 for her/himself or
 others, and is void where prohibited by law. It is
 also revocable at the
 sole discretion of the wisher.



 This wish is warranted to perform as expected within
 the usual
 application of good tidings for a period of one
 year, or until the
 issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
 comes first, and
 warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or
 issuance of a new
 wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. The
 wishee further agrees to
 hold harmless and indemnify the wisher, along with
 its heirs, assigns,
 officers, directors, shareholders and other persons
 not mentioned in
 this list, and their dogs . . .



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 recipient please
 contact the sender and delete all copies.


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 don't worry about the
 confidentiality thing.


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