Moderate in politics or moderate in faith?
BTW, I had to get hit with a taser this weekend in a "less than lethal"
weapons class. In order to become certified with the weapon you had to
experience what it felt like. Interesting experience for someone with
spastic CP. Actually, it's not painful--in the usual sense. The scream
that you often hear on TV news bites is the result of the diaphragm
going into spasm. That's not to say it wasn't one of the most
singularly unpleasant experiences of my life. You (ahem) don't want to
experience this if it's been a while since you visited the powder room.
Take that one from me as a "lesson learned". :-P
Kyle "Don't Taze me, bro!" Cleveland
-----Original Message-----
From: Cerebral Palsy List [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf
Of Michael H. Collis
Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2008 11:11 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Fwd: IRISHMAN AND THE BAPTIST
I thought you wer more of a moderate... :)
---- Original message ----
>Date: Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:22:00 -0800
>From: ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
>Subject: Re: Fwd: IRISHMAN AND THE BAPTIST
>To: [log in to unmask]
>
>well i am a fundlementalist and i still thought it was
>funny.
>
>--- "Michael H. Collis" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>
>> If he's a Moderate, he'll just laugh at it, but if
>> he's a fundamentalist...
>>
>> ---- Original message ----
>> >Date: Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:48:36 -0700
>> >From: "Kendall D. Corbett"
>> <[log in to unmask]>
>> >Subject: Re: Fwd: IRISHMAN AND THE BAPTIST
>> >To: [log in to unmask]
>> >
>> >Ken,
>> >
>> >As an Irishman, I'm not offended! I'll let you
>> know what our niece's
>> >fiance's reaction is - he just finished a Baptist
>> seminary!
>> >
>> >
>> >On 1/14/08, ken barber <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> with not offense meant to either the Irish or the
>> >> Baptist
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> THE IRISHMAN AND THE BAPTIST
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> A Baptistn was seated next to an Irishman on a
>> flight
>> >> from London.
>> >>
>> >> After the plane was airborne, drink orders were
>> >> taken.
>> >>
>> >> The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was
>> promptly
>> >> brought and placed before him.
>> >>
>> >> The flight attendant then asked the Baptist if he
>> >> would like a drink.
>> >>
>> >> He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely
>> raped
>> >> by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
>> >>
>> >> The Irishman then handed his drink back to the
>> >> attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had
>> a
>> >> choice
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>>
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>> >--
>> >
>> >
>> >Kendall
>> >
>> >An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
>> redundant!)
>> >
>> >The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the
>> unreasonable one
>> >persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
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>> >depends on the unreasonable man.
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