with not offense meant to either the Irish or the
Baptist

 
 THE IRISHMAN AND THE BAPTIST
 
 
  
 
 A Baptistn was seated next to an Irishman on a flight
 from London.
 
 After the plane was airborne, drink orders were
 taken.
 
 The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly
 brought and placed before him.

 The flight attendant then asked the Baptist if he
 would like a drink.
 
 He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped
 by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

 The Irishman then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a
choice




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