I recently read in our local paper that an elected school board member was
caught shop lifting about $35.00 in Walmart. She bought a sexy night gown
and was too embarrassed to show it to a sales clerk.

When I was a teen teenager I wondered why my peers had difficulty buying
sanitary napkins. There are on the shelf. Someone has to buy it. Keep a
stiff upper lip.

-----Original Message-----
From: Bobby Greer <[log in to unmask]>
To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]>
Date: Thursday, January 07, 1999 10:34 AM
Subject: Re: Working @ home


>>I did notice one cool thing while I was trying to shovel a path to the
>>car this morning...the stratification of snow/ice/snow/ice/snow extrudes
>>the bottom layer of ice so it looks like melted plastic.  Kind of like a
>>glacier effect.
>>
>>Another plus is that my car died, so a friend gave me an '84 Olds to use
>>until I figure out if I'm going to fix or replace my car.  This thing
>>is a land whale with rear-wheel drive, so I can do doughnuts in the
>>parking lot!  It's just like being in high school again!
>>
>>-Kyle
>>
>>"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" - Monty Python's 'Life of
>>Brian'
>
>Kyle,
>
>        "Doing donuts" in the snow. Shame on you! Joyce(my wife) is
terrified
>by driving in snow and ice. She's had three near fatal accidents on ice and
>snow. So, she will not leave the house. Well, she developes the "female
>problem"
>& sends ol' Bobby to the drug store. I'm praying that the pharmacist
>assistant who fills my prescriptions is on duty which would minimize my
>embarassment. Wouldn't know, this eighteen year old female is at the
>register!
>
>Bobby
>