funny one, bobby.

you know back in 1996 when the olympics were here in atlanta, there was
quite a "bru ha ha" in the media because olympic employees here were telling
people calling from new mexico for tickets that they would have to go
through "your country's olympic organization to get tickets." the people
from new mexico could not convience these people that they were not another
country and out of desperation notified some of the talk shows on the
atlanta radio stations.

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From: greer.bobby [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, December 07, 2000 10:28 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Fwd: palm beach, florida


A lot of these are probably true. Did hear that someone told George W.
there were 3,000
uncounted ballots in New Mexico. W., answered, "Right now I can't be
bothered with foriegn affairs."

Bobby

Chester Worwa wrote:

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> > Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2000 09:26:49 EST
> > Subject: palm beach, florida
> > To: [log in to unmask],
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> >
> > Coca Cola announced today that, starting
> > immediately, all cans of soda
> > destined for Palm Beach County, Florida will be
> > clearly stamped on the
> > bottom "OPEN AT OTHER END!"
> > *****************************
> > The Florida Department of Transportation
> > has finally come up with a reason for all the
> > intersection accidents in Palm Beach County,
> > Florida. No one knows what
> > the arrows mean!
> >
> > *****************************
> > Newly released statistic: 87% of the
> > 'blue hairs' in Palm Beach County, Florida used to
> > be blondes.
> >
> >  *****************************
> >
> >  A recount has been ordered of all bingo card
> > winnings over the past five
> >  years in Palm Beach County, Florida.
> >
> >  *****************************
> >
> >  There is already a book out called
> >  "Voting For Dummies". In order for it to sell in
> > Palm Beach County,
> >  Florida, they'll have to first teach most of the
> > people to read. (read
> >  English?!)
> >
> >  *****************************
> >
> >  Everyone in Palm Beach County, Florida
> >  Believes in the Ten Commandments but 78% of them
> > also believe you can
> >  choose five of them that you intend keeping.
> >
> >  *****************************
> >
> >  Doctors have discovered the problem with
> >  Palm Beach County, Florida voters.
> >  68% of them are dyslexic. They thought the word
> > "vote" was "veto".
> >
> >  *****************************
> >
> >  The problem with the ballot in Palm Beach
> >  County, Florida stems from the fact that it is
> >  largely a retirement area. 77% of the retirees use
> > to be lawyers. That's
> >  the segment who asked for another chance to vote.
> > They thought they were
> >  filing an appeal.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >