A Quickie for GW
                              By Thess (3/8/2001 8:56:00 AM)

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                              Taking a break from their first day of work,
George W.
                              Bush and Dick Cheney go out to a restaurant near
the White
                              House. The very attractive waitress saunters over,
smiles
                              and asks them what they would like. Dick orders
the
                              "Heart-Healthy" salad.

                              The waitress turns to Dubya and asks him, "What
would
                              you like, Mr. President?"

                              "I'd like a your special quickie", he says
proudly.

                              The waitress is shocked and astonished.

                             In a huff, she exclaims, "I thought you were going
to bring a new                 era                         of moral rectitude to
the White
                              House! Now I see that you are like all the other
politicians and lied to us! I'm sorry I ever voted for
                              you!"

                              She storms off knocking anything and anybody out
of her way.

                              Bush sits there, stunned for a moment. Then Cheney
leans over and says, "George, here in
                              Washington it's pronounced QUICHE."