Bits of the State of the Union Address have been
leaked to the press.

some of the key announcements tonight are 

1. As I speak the U.S. Airforce is bombing Iran. I do
not want to leave office before doing this, the next
president can finish up. 

2. while I am at it we will take out Pakastan too as
it has been bothersome lately.

3. Since Americans seem to want to copy Canada's
healtcare system I have decided to bomb Canada so as
to remove the temptation. 

4. maybe France too since the planes are in the air
anyway.

5. I plan to confer with the British Prime Minister to
see if I missed anybody.

IT IS A SPEECH YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS. :)


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