My computer told me a funny thing tonight:

`You can't fall off the floor'
Paul's Law

Rayna

BTW I'm not crazy, it really did tell me this, my system (Linux
Slackware) has this neat thing
where, when you get into the xterm thingy to give it commands and
stuff, it spits out random quotes, or random bits of bizzare
information.  It's very amusing!! (and excellent for time-wasting
students :-)

..but I don't know who Paul is, maybe he is the little gremlin hiding
in my computer that sniggers at me everytime I threaten to throw the
%$^&$$#ing thing through the window?