Time ticklers.  Anyone for a second hand?

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Sent: Friday, February 18, 2000 5:00 PM
Subject: Then and Now


THEN...&...NOW


Then:     Long hair
Now :     Longing for hair

Then:     The perfect high
Now :     The perfect high yield mutual fund

Then:     A keg
Now :     An EKG

Then:     Acid Rock
Now :     Acid reflux

Then:     Moving to California because it's cool
Now :     Moving to California because it's warm

Then:     Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
Now :     Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children

Then:     Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Now :     Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

Then:     Seeds and stems
Now :     Roughage

Then:     Our president's struggle with Fidel
Now :     Our president's struggle with fidelity

Then:     Paar
Now :    AARP

Then:     Being caught with Hustler magazine
Now :     Being caught with Hustler magazine

Then:     Killer weed
Now :     Weed killer

Then:     Hoping for a BMW
Now :     Hoping for a BM

Then:     Getting out to a new, hip joint
Now :     Getting a new hip joint

Then:     Peace sign
Now :     Mercedes logo

Then:     Parents begging you to get your hair cut
Now :     Children begging you to get their heads shaved

Then:     Take acid
Now :     Take antacid

Then:     Passing the driver's test
Now :     Passing the vision test

-AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST-

Then:     "Whatever"
Now :     "Depends"