On Tuesday 03 April 2001  4:25 pm, greer.bobby wrote:
> Dear List mates,
>
>     In line with recent discussions about acceptance of our
> disabilities, I am starting a list of what I consider positive
> things about being CP. I am hoping everyone will add something to
> this list. Some of these are these are dark, sick humor and some
> are not. I hope the list will be very lenghthy after everyone
> contributes.
>
>         Positive(?) Things About having CP
>
> 1. You will probably never become addicted to IV drugs.
>
> 2. No one will ever bug you to carry their coffee or tea.
>
> 3. You may be "drunk as a skunk" and no one will notice.
>
> 4. In case of a military draft, you will be IV-F.
>
> 5. People will never ask you to be the "designated driver".

n. You will never be asked back to defend your Olympic Javelin Record
    (well not by the same judges)!!