Will do, dear. Now that I'm back on the list, she asks about you all
often. She's doing fairly well, BTW. She had to take disability
retirement from teaching due to the leukemia, but she's enjoying being
able to spend more time with the two youngest, Anna and Alex. Anna's a
high schooler this year and Alex is a fourth-grader. Seems like that
happened overnight.
Kylw
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Subject: Re: Funnies
Btw; give Laura my love.
Mag
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Too funny, kyle...
Btw; give Laura my love.
Mag
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----- Original Message ----
From: "Cleveland, Kyle E." <[log in to unmask]>
To: [log in to unmask]
Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2007 5:07:46 AM
Subject: Funnies
I had to query friends for these. As I said, the only ones I know are
rather ribald...KC
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and
values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married,
did you?
"Leroy replied, "I'm not sure. What was her maiden name?"
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my
intelligence come from?"
The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother,
'cause I still have mine."
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"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court
Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and
then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
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A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't
like the looks of your wife at all."
"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really
good with the kids".
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My wife (a blonde) calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how
long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute.."
"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
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A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is
feeling. "I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor
used in surgery," he answered.
"What did he say," asked the nurse.
"OOPS"
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While shopping for vacation clothes, a wife and husband passed a
display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty
pounds since she had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought
my husband's advice.
"What do you think?" she asked. "Should I get a bikini or an
all-in-one?"
"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one."
He's still in intensive care.
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