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"greer.bobby" <[log in to unmask]>
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St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List
Date:
Thu, 16 Nov 2000 10:02:58 -0500
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Also, obscurred by the Indecision 2000 news, Bill Clinton has made a deal with
Vietnam and China that when he visits their countries, that our Naval vessel
carrying Clinton will fly the United States flag LOWER on their mast than the
Vietnam or the Chinese flag. This is the FIRST time in our history any
president has ever made such a concession. I only hope that the military men
and women casting absentee ballots in Florida are aware of this fact. Don't get
me wrong, I am no fan of either candidate and I voted for Clinton, but this is
a very demeaning symbolic gesture for the US.

Bobby

Barber, Kenneth L. wrote:

> yes, it  is
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Elizabeth H. Thiers [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Wednesday, November 15, 2000 8:44 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: FW: Please take note
>
> Something to think about eh?
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [log in to unmask] [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Wednesday, November 15, 2000 3:38 PM
> Subject: Please take note
>
> > please take note everyone.
> >
> >
> > Subject: Official change of citizenship.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
> >
> > To the citizens of the United States of America,
> >
> > In the light of your failure to elect anybody as President of the USA and
> > thus to govern yourselves and, by extension, the freeworld, we hereby give
> > notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.  Her
> > Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over
> all
> > states, commonwealths and other territories including New Jersey.  To aid
> in
> >
> > the transition to a British Crown Dependency, please comply  with the
> > following acts:
> >
> > 1. Look up "revocation" in the now official Oxford Dictionary ($75).
> Start
> > spelling English words correctly.
> > 2. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God Save The Queen"
> > 3. Start referring to "soccer" as football
> > 4. Declare war on Quebec and France
> > 5. Arrest Mel Gibson for treason
> > 6. Close down the NFL.  Learn to play rugby
> > 7. Enjoy warm flat beer and steak and kidney pudding. Train waitresses to
> be
> >
> > more aggressive with customers and not to tell you their names before you
> > eat.
> > 8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday, this has been replaced with
> > November 5th
> > 9. All members of this British Crown Dependency will be required to take 6
> > weeks annual vacation and observe statutory tea breaks.
> > 10.Driving on the left is now compulsory - recall all cars to effect the
> > change immediately.
> > 11.Report to our Consulate General in NY - M Wragg - for your new passport
> > and job allocation.
> > 12. Have Meg Ryan report to the Prince Andrew Bedchamber.
> > 13. Add the Royal insignia to the top of the Washington Monument - and the
> > Queens Christmas speeches to the Lincoln Memorial.
> > 14. Stop referring to the World Series of Baseball and instead call it the
> > National Series of USA, Cuba and Japan.
> > 15. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly
> to
> >
> > ensure the acquisiton of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
> >
> > Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day!
> > __________________________________________________________________

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