In a message dated 11/23/2000 11:14:35 PM Eastern Standard Time,
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> It would be a reasonable accommodation to have pigs wear "Attends" when
>  in public.  Some of my best friends do.
>
>  ISM
>

They make them for birds too -- no kidding.  They also make little harness
leashes for birds.  So let's say that my bird is a service bird, okay?
There's probably an argument for it in the therapy pet category.  So I have
this bird with a diaper and a leash on my shoulder, while I'm tooling around
town in my wheelchair promoting disability rights.  Since he's a service bird
he's got to have a little one of those things like the service dogs wear on
their backs.  What should it say?

"I'm a service animal," or "I'm with stupid?"

(with acknowledgment to Beth, from who's recent comic strip post I stole the
punch line)